humorking:

my hobbies include looking at text posts and wondering how i didn’t think of them first

(via trust)

foulmilk:

kinda want to fuck
ing die

(via troubleddarling)

0ptimummm:

Today this girl in class looked different because she had straightened her hair and I told her it was so pretty and straight and she goes “unlike me”. So me thinking that she has bad self esteem, I say “don’t say that. You’re pretty.” To which she replies “oh no, im pretty. I’m just not straight.” And I shit you not my stomach still hurts from laughing too hard.

(via inferencing)